The Sudden!Family Event!
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thecomplex_oocWhat's this? Those two are sisters? But they don't look anything like each other! And wait--since when were those guys over there father and son?
As usual, the complex is playing pranks on it's inhabitants. This time though, it's going a step further and messing with people's memories! How so? Seems it's decided to make everyone play house. Suddenly characters will find themselves with new relatives--or at least they'll think their related. Age might not even be a factor, if you wanna go extra crazy with this.
Brothers, sisters, parents, grandparents, uncles, aunts, cousins... even spouses and children! Suddenly your character is a part of a big happy family~ Characters affected will believe this is how it's ALWAYS been. Of course, maybe your character isn't affected. In which case they probably think the whole place has gone nuts--which it has, really.
Comment with characters you want involved. If you want, give preferences. What relatives you want or if you just want your character to be an unaffected bystander. For bonus insanity, you can even have one character be convinced their related while their new 'relative' has no idea what their talking about.
As usual, the complex is playing pranks on it's inhabitants. This time though, it's going a step further and messing with people's memories! How so? Seems it's decided to make everyone play house. Suddenly characters will find themselves with new relatives--or at least they'll think their related. Age might not even be a factor, if you wanna go extra crazy with this.
Brothers, sisters, parents, grandparents, uncles, aunts, cousins... even spouses and children! Suddenly your character is a part of a big happy family~ Characters affected will believe this is how it's ALWAYS been. Of course, maybe your character isn't affected. In which case they probably think the whole place has gone nuts--which it has, really.
Comment with characters you want involved. If you want, give preferences. What relatives you want or if you just want your character to be an unaffected bystander. For bonus insanity, you can even have one character be convinced their related while their new 'relative' has no idea what their talking about.
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Date: 2011-11-16 03:16 pm (UTC)[AT]: BE ONE OF THE BLADE CHILDREN (feel free to make this a one-sided.)
Date: 2011-11-16 06:50 pm (UTC)He actually manages to lean on his spine!broke granny-walker long enough to give you a cuff on the horn. Lightly, though. Affectionately. The fact you have horns has never really struck him as odd. He doesn't even pause to think about it. Tavros Nitram is one of the blade children. It's in his mind as naturally as complicated genetics and the side effects on the new drugs he's trying out in his freshest attempts to neutralize whatever weird thing he hasn't told you much about. That...disease or something.
Called cloning.]'Sup.
You never visit.
That really hurts.
[But he's smiling about it. You wouldn't hurt a fly, he knows that. Which is pretty unusual for one of the blade children. But little things seem to make you happy. Like when he changes his font color to mint green when you chat on the computer. Little things, anyway. And things he can do, at that.
Come on now. Since his little jump he always thought you two kind of liked eachother--if not "best" then at least well enough. Even if it's kind of weird for all the blade children figuring out Hizumi even exists, and exactly what happened. He know's he's kind of the cautionary tale there, and you're not a patch on Ayumu, but you're still a person who isn't Kirie or Kiyotaka.
He'd figured rehab-buddies had it closer. Albeit, he's improving rapidly, with the incredible "luck" of one chose by fate, and you seem to be coming in each week and not having much luck at all...
In fact, that he's on a walker now, instead of both of you being stuck in chairs seems somehow almost obscene. Definitely unfair at least. When you started out the guy was in casts with a chair that operated with a thumb. Now...
Well.
Look at that. He's even wrapped some bumper sticker around the front end, and attached a bicycle horn. Typical Hizumi. The sticker even reads "I brake for animals", not that any animals are allowed at all in the hospital he's been living in for six months.
At least...he never seems not to be in or near the hospital. So it seems like he lives there. Which means he probably has something horrible, though he tells you (extremely cheerfully) that it's not contagious.]
I've been saving up rare cards for you.
I got a really great bunch just last week.
[Playing fiduspawn in the hospital room seems to be something you've always done, too. He somehow just knows he has a shiny new charizard somewhere, and that it's for you.
Having Hizumi pick out card packs always seems to yield the two of you a truly distressing amount of rare stuff, for that matter.
As far as Hizumi "remembers".]If you want it one-sided, I'm cool with that. =D (Poor confused peoples.)
From:Heh. Oh it's hard to confuse Hizzu. It's the confidence. He makes *Rufio* feel awkward and strange.
From:Then just Tav will be confused. lol
From:It will be much-relished confusion.
From:I love that Hizu's hair color EXACTLY matches his font. XD
From:He's been talking to Eridan and thought that's how it works. Don't tell him. XD
From:lol Silly Hizu. <3
From:And because trolls have "quadrants" rather than normal romances to fill... MATESPRITS(?)
Date: 2011-11-16 11:58 pm (UTC)He has a hug that could dislocate shoulders, even as he bumps your horns briefly together in a twinging affectionate butt. It only takes one fast, wind-knocking moment before he shifts and nuzzles his face by the side of your neck, mumbling in contented sing-song stoner gravel into your ear.]
[He seems to think this is a good place to stay, all curled up around you just...hugging tightly. You're so nice and warm. He's always liked that about you.
Whether or not this is requited is so up to you. Either way it's going to be hilarious because Gamzee affection is...well. Gamzee affection.]All the pity, Gamzee, all of it~
From:Awwww YeEeEeEeEeEeEe. <3
From:AND ALL THE TEARS TOO, APPARENLY!
From:DEFINITELY. Tears are a great way to get the mutual pity flowing. Oozing more like.
From:Oozing everywhere like a messy PB&J sandwich.
From:XD Oh hey. Matching icons. EVERYONE FORGET THE FAVORITE SANDWICHES.
From:I'm too sleepy to come up with a reply. XD
From:Fsss. I am so tired right now, too. (AND YET I AM STILL MAKING THIS HAPPEN.)
From:GOOD MORNING--HERE HAVE SOME MORE PEANUT BUTTER.
From:Nothing like hospitalizing your co-players early in the morning...
From:And then coming back that night and... offering them more of what put them there.
From:I am never going ot leave this hospital. They'll have to keep sticking me with shots...
From:Killing you with LOVE. There's a fine line between love and murder...! It's probably a troll thing.
From:THERE ARE NO LINES ANYMORE. Unless it's drawing up some wicked foursquare.
From:Food in belly=comment in inbox. Then possibly followed by Mog in bed.
From:Sweet, you can hang around as I unleash this shitty faygo genie out of the bottle...
From:Okay--one more. Then I'm going to DONKEY OUT. *Tease*
From:EVERYONE HIDE THIS ASS-OUT POST FROM EQUIUS I MEAN IT. XD (You do that, dear.)
From:Not gonna touch it... XD Just not gonna touch it...
From:You know you want to touch it. You know you want to give him a SQUEEEEEZE~
From:You and those horns, Gamzee.... *Shakes head*
From:All the INAPPROPRIATE GROPING. (Also, I apologize for this. It makes sense to Gamzee. >_<)
From:Trying to comment after not sleeping all night. Hopefully I make sense... *HEADDESK*
From:Ahahaa. Both of us. What are the chances. Three hours for me, none for you. WE NEED TO STOP BEING KK
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From:TAVROS STOP CRACKING MY POOR BISCUIT IN TWO.
From:Tavros breaks everyone's pump biscuit. </3
From:DARN IT TAVROS I NEED MY PUMPBISCUIT. You are paying all my hospital bills.
From:wELL, oKAY,,, iT IS KIND OF, uHH, mY FAULT,,, *BREAKS PUMPBISCUIT MORE*
From:GAHHHHHHH. *collapse*
From:D:{
From:HONK. honk.
From:>__> *Hides*
From:*chases*
From:aHHHH! *hiding place found--wheels away*
From:*continues to chase, honking...annnnd....POUNCE!* HONK!
From:X____X bLUHHHH,,,,
From:MoThErGrUb! *tries to awake your dreamself*
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From:lol that icon. XD <3__<3 No, wait needs fangs. <3,,,,<3
From:The smiley fangs of LOVE. (I knew you'd like it. Such a winning FACE.)
From:I dooooooo~!
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Date: 2011-11-16 03:23 pm (UTC)WV: Have no idea why this pink person thinks you're his son
Date: 2011-11-19 11:13 pm (UTC)He pauses and stares up at you, arms full of battered, wayward cans, waiting to be given a chance in his new city. He blinks a respectful greeting to the effect of "." before remembering that nobody here seems to speak blinking aside from him and dear sweet Serenity.
He goes back to staring. He hasn't had any dealings with full-sized humans that he knows of, yet.]
RS:BE A HAPPY PAPA!
From:WV: Be freaked the heck out. Mutely. Politely.
From:Re: WV: Be freaked the heck out. Mutely. Politely.
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Date: 2011-11-16 03:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-16 03:26 pm (UTC)BECAUSE IT'S COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED AND SO VERY NECESSARY
Date: 2011-11-17 06:46 pm (UTC)YES! XD Brilliant~
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Date: 2011-11-16 03:29 pm (UTC)XD
Date: 2011-11-16 09:21 pm (UTC)Sniff sniff sniff the pocket of that robe of yours. He smells klondike bar and science. The klondike bar seems kind of promising, though.
Relation: Up to you, man. Non-romantic because EW.]Re: XD
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Date: 2011-11-17 06:48 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-11-16 03:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-16 03:35 pm (UTC)Lavi † Larxene † Brother/Sister?
Date: 2011-11-17 12:20 am (UTC)"Hey there, lil' sis~ How ya been?" He's all grins. Not a good sign. This usually means he's planning something--like a surprise party.
Re: Lavi † Larxene † Brother/Sister
From:Re: Lavi † Larxene † Brother/Sister
From:Re: Lavi † Larxene † Brother/Sister
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Date: 2011-11-16 03:37 pm (UTC)A Prince for the Princess?
Date: 2011-11-18 05:39 am (UTC)He ushers Namine inside, gesturing to the dining room. "Shall I make us something to eat?" He offers. Which would be sweet but he's hardly a master of the culinary arts. It's normally decent. Edible.
=O Awww. You make her feel so special, Laviiiii. ♥
From:She is special~ ♥ She's his "princess" after all :3
From:[SPECIAL CASE--Trolls and other]
Date: 2011-11-16 09:18 pm (UTC)and Jadeare raised by animals, I'd like to offer a special deal here:You can think Niji is your Lusus.
Which...might just make Raikou and Gau your grandparents, which might just lead to ALL KINDS OF SHENANIGANS FOR EVERYONE. Pretty much I'm putting it up as a more humorous lighthearted option.
Should any of you others want to be related non-romantically to a perfectly normal dog owned by ninjas/samurai, for crack purposes, be my guest.]
I'll just give you this one real quick before work cuz the other one will take too long. ^^;
Date: 2011-11-16 10:30 pm (UTC)Ahahahaa. XD I'm making it as mutual as possible...
From:Re: Ahahahaa. XD I'm making it as mutual as possible...
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Date: 2011-11-16 09:56 pm (UTC)Because troll romance is weird: You just became this guy's kismesis (ultimate rival) IT'S LOVEHATE!
Date: 2011-11-17 12:07 am (UTC)Yours will be a rivalry which will make the seas run with blood. Just the thought of having you punch him in the face is enough to get his heart really really moving. He's going to stalk every nightmare of yours and escalate it into pure, exquisite terror.
He feels so lucky, on one level, to have a kismesis like you. Hotblooded, pink-skinned. Delicate, but oh so ferocious...
It just makes his cold blood heat fast to think about you. He raises one of his clubs in the slow, exquisite formality of the first murder attempt. It feels just so good to embed that thing into the wall behind you. So gratifying to miss, and expose the momentary weakness he hopes you'll take advantage of.]
You have no idea how much she'll love this. XD She's just crazy enough.
From:It's beautiful, He'll visit her with extra nightmares tonight.
From:And she's so delighted in my headspace. XD Like she thinks having a troll want to kill her is great.
From:It is the best couple. XD The best quadrant.
From:Ohhh yesss.
From:Someone get us a room... XD <3-
From:Or some straitjackets.
From:Marriage straitjackets. And the ceremonial gold-plated buckets. XD
From:Buckets which Grace probably uses to beat him up.
From:That's a given for Kismesis. He'll make you eat out of it. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BUCKETING TAV.
From:XD Such a good boy, Gam, getting revenge on her for that... (Wait, should I be saying 'good boy'?)
From:Of course if Tav knew he'd be mediating like a shot, horrified... (He is good boy. GOOD BOY GAMZEE.)
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From:Lavi
Date: 2011-11-17 12:15 am (UTC)Re: Lavi
Date: 2011-11-17 04:56 am (UTC)Bunny's ears went away.
[This confuses him to no end.]
Do you want Grandpa to help you find them?
Re: Lavi
From:Re: Lavi
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Date: 2011-11-17 12:26 am (UTC)Here, Cross. Enjoy~
Date: 2011-11-18 04:27 pm (UTC)Flying tackle hug for Cross, which is more like Sora running at him at full speed and hugging him around the waist and just kind of hanging off him, beaming happilly.
"I've missed you!"
Re: Here, Cross. Enjoy~
From:Re: Here, Cross. Enjoy~
From:£ Luxord £
Date: 2011-11-17 12:29 am (UTC)Special Delivery--One Little Sister~
Date: 2011-11-18 04:33 pm (UTC)Re: Special Delivery--One Little Sister~
From:Re: Special Delivery--One Little Sister~
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Date: 2011-11-17 12:32 am (UTC)Good-For-Nothing Husband? XD (He really would be terribly negligent...)
Date: 2011-11-17 05:02 am (UTC)Heaven only knows why he decided to get married then. But he did. Now he has to deal with so much rage whenever he remembers to wander back and check up on the man.
But really, if Kanda hasn't divorced him yet, he probably doesn't plan to...
"Hey honey~! I'm home~!"
XD Meet Good-For-Nothing Wife! (He would be terribly violent)
From:Re: XD Meet Good-For-Nothing Wife! (He would be terribly violent)
From:The Good-For-Nothing Duo~ (this will be absolutely hell when they wake up from this…kismesis?)
From:Evan will probably be like "Well that was awkward, huh?" while Kanda tries to kill him.
From:Kanda will be like "Prepare to die." And try to knock him out or, you know, drink his blood… >___>
From:Just don't accidently turn him, Kanda. The last thing he needs is vamp power...
From:Luckily, Kanda won't be turning anyone. He can but he doesn't know how to.
From:Which is why I said 'accident'. lol
From:pretty sure it has to be deliberate on Kanda's part… But yeah, Evan would make a terrible vampire
From:Evan & Kanda--Family Event
From:Sollux
Date: 2011-11-17 12:34 am (UTC)Sollux looks lonely. *Piles on Sollux* This should be interesting.
Date: 2011-11-18 04:24 pm (UTC)And you've got a hyperactive brunnette bouncing up to you with enough energy to power a city. He expects a hug apparently as he barrels right into you with all his might.