The OOC Apartmet Complex

If you've been here a while, you know one thing already. Don't touch the tea. The tea in this place seems to have strange effects on people. The Complex isn't happy that people are avoiding the teas though. So it's decided to change things up a bit.

There's a party going on today. Streamers are in the trees, banners hanging on the buildings. There's fstive music playing somewhere. It certainly seems like a fun time. There's a table laid out with foods of all kinds. In the far corner, of course, is the area where the tea table is. It's by far the most decked out area, as if trying to beckon the renters towards it.

Chocolate Cake:
Ever wonder what Haru Sohma was feeling when he switched to Black Haru? Ever wanted to be like that, to act recklessly, flirt with cute girls like Tohru without shame, and go completely beserk at a moment's notice? No? Well too bad, because after eating some of the chocolate now you'll be exactly like that.

Lemon Scones:

Ever heard the expression "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach"? Well, get ready to experience the wonders of professorhood! You are now decked out like a college professor and there are years of wisdom in your mind. It's up to you how you "teach" others and your specialty is based on your personality.

Butter Peacan Pie:
Your on fire today. No. Literally, you're on fire! There is no specific reason you're on fire. It doesn't hurt. It doesn't even feel warm. But you better hope someone else notices and puts it out before you lose all your hair--or worse, your clothes.

Banana Cream Pie:
Silly, goofy, wacky, zany. Words that describe fun, outgoing people who love to make others laugh. And now you're one of those people. It's your mission to make everyone laugh--without cracking a smile. Will you succeed? Not likely. But it will be hilarious to see you try.

Cherry Coke/Cherry Pepsi:
Sherloch Holmes was the greatest detective that ever was. And after having this drink, it's now your goal to out do him! So find a mystery to solve, do it like a don, and prove once and for all you are better than Sherloch Holmes! After all, could he solve the mystery of the disappearing sponge in the kitchen?

Fruit Punch:
Be careful with the punch. It's not normal. In fact, it's been dosed with something special. Maybe it's aphrodisiacs, maybe it's love potion, it could even be truth syrum! Whatever it is, it seems to have different effects on different people. Just be careful you don't have too much. You might start having hallucinations or suffer from severe delusions.

Candy Corn:
Ever wish every day could be halloween? Then here's your wish come true! Ghosts and ghouls are now your best friends. Zombies follow you every where. Vampires stalk you through the shadows. And--are you wearing a duck costume? Yes, you're stuck in a ridiculous looking halloween costume while you're forced to talk to Frankenstein's monster about love. It's in a lovely bucket decorates with cute little bats and ghosts.

Assorted Jelly Beans:
Every jelly bean tastes different. And every jelly bean turns you into someone else. Unfortunately, that someone else happens to be from the world of Harry Potter! You ate a pina colada? Hello, Professor Dumbledor. You had some cotton candy? There's Ron Wesely! But even though you look like Harry Potter on the outside, your personality hasn't changed a bit! These are in a rainbow bucket. Note: If you don't know Harry Potter, your welcome to use other characters.

Skittles:
"Skittles, taste the rainbow." That's how the advertisement goes, right? Well, who knew they meant it so literally! Better be careful eating the skittles or you'll turn into a real rainbow!

Raining Glitter:
So you thought you were smart. You thought you could avoid all this by standing on the sidelines and watching the other poor sops eat the food. You knew something was wrong with it. Well, you were wrong! You're not lucky at all today, punk. For daring to deny the Complex, it rains down glitter upon you. Now you're sparkly. Great. And--wait a second. Are your clothes turning pink? And your hair? And your eyes! Damn it, the glitter turned you into what looks like a walking version of a pink crayon!
Note: Colors will vary depending on muse.

And then, of course, there's the pies that Gamzee made. Over there, in their own special little corner.


[ooc note: Please credit me if you want to use this in other comms. I worked hard coming up with all these ideas. These are all original, based off sugar highs and lack of sleep.]