Since the Tea Party thread can't be finished…

[isaiditsallen.livejournal.com]

If you've been here a while, you know one thing already. Don't touch the tea. The tea in this place seems to have strange effects on people. The Complex isn't happy that people are avoiding the teas though. So it's decided to change things up a bit.

There's a party going on today. Streamers are in the trees, banners hanging on the buildings. There's fstive music playing somewhere. It certainly seems like a fun time. There's a table laid out with foods of all kinds. In the far corner, of course, is the area where the tea table is. It's by far the most decked out area, as if trying to beckon the renters towards it.

Chocolate Cake:
Ever wonder what Haru Sohma was feeling when he switched to Black Haru? Ever wanted to be like that, to act recklessly, flirt with cute girls like Tohru without shame, and go completely beserk at a moment's notice? No? Well too bad, because after eating some of the chocolate now you'll be exactly like that.

Lemon Scones:

Ever heard the expression "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach"? Well, get ready to experience the wonders of professorhood! You are now decked out like a college professor and there are years of wisdom in your mind. It's up to you how you "teach" others and your specialty is based on your personality.

Butter Peacan Pie:
Your on fire today. No. Literally, you're on fire! There is no specific reason you're on fire. It doesn't hurt. It doesn't even feel warm. But you better hope someone else notices and puts it out before you lose all your hair--or worse, your clothes.

Banana Cream Pie:
Silly, goofy, wacky, zany. Words that describe fun, outgoing people who love to make others laugh. And now you're one of those people. It's your mission to make everyone laugh--without cracking a smile. Will you succeed? Not likely. But it will be hilarious to see you try.

Cherry Coke/Cherry Pepsi:
Sherloch Holmes was the greatest detective that ever was. And after having this drink, it's now your goal to out do him! So find a mystery to solve, do it like a don, and prove once and for all you are better than Sherloch Holmes! After all, could he solve the mystery of the disappearing sponge in the kitchen?

Fruit Punch:
Be careful with the punch. It's not normal. In fact, it's been dosed with something special. Maybe it's aphrodisiacs, maybe it's love potion, it could even be truth syrum! Whatever it is, it seems to have different effects on different people. Just be careful you don't have too much. You might start having hallucinations or suffer from severe delusions.

Candy Corn:
Ever wish every day could be halloween? Then here's your wish come true! Ghosts and ghouls are now your best friends. Zombies follow you every where. Vampires stalk you through the shadows. And--are you wearing a duck costume? Yes, you're stuck in a ridiculous looking halloween costume while you're forced to talk to Frankenstein's monster about love. It's in a lovely bucket decorates with cute little bats and ghosts.

Assorted Jelly Beans:
Every jelly bean tastes different. And every jelly bean turns you into someone else. Unfortunately, that someone else happens to be from the world of Harry Potter! You ate a pina colada? Hello, Professor Dumbledor. You had some cotton candy? There's Ron Wesely! But even though you look like Harry Potter on the outside, your personality hasn't changed a bit! These are in a rainbow bucket. Note: If you don't know Harry Potter, your welcome to use other characters.

Skittles:
"Skittles, taste the rainbow." That's how the advertisement goes, right? Well, who knew they meant it so literally! Better be careful eating the skittles or you'll turn into a real rainbow!

Raining Glitter:
So you thought you were smart. You thought you could avoid all this by standing on the sidelines and watching the other poor sops eat the food. You knew something was wrong with it. Well, you were wrong! You're not lucky at all today, punk. For daring to deny the Complex, it rains down glitter upon you. Now you're sparkly. Great. And--wait a second. Are your clothes turning pink? And your hair? And your eyes! Damn it, the glitter turned you into what looks like a walking version of a pink crayon!
Note: Colors will vary depending on muse.

And then, of course, there's the pies that Gamzee made. Over there, in their own special little corner.


[ooc note: Please credit me if you want to use this in other comms. I worked hard coming up with all these ideas. These are all original, based off sugar highs and lack of sleep.]

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[1/2] XD

[off-the-honk.livejournal.com]

Oh shit. The pies.
This is definitely a miracle. He was starting to run low on the stuff. Ad he definitely didn't make that many...

A pause to thank the mirthful messiahs.
GO INSANE GO INSANE THROW SOME GLITTER GO INSANE

He's sylladexing a whole bunch of them for later and stuffing his face in an encouraging manner-

And then he sees the candy corn.

[2/2--DONE] ---Standing by the candy corn, staring at the buckets of jellybeans.

[off-the-honk.livejournal.com]

Just...what?

Is this some kind of horrible novelty candy or something?

He's...

Yeah. Not going to touch that stuff, though he's going to keep staring at it, stupefied. Any other six-sweep-old-troll would probably flip out like psychotic wigglers right about now, and run away, but Gamzee's got a lot less shame working through his thinkpan. Things take a while to sink in... Who just leaves that kind of stuff out?

And then he sees the jellybeans.
In colorful buckets.

""

His thinkpan is officially broken.
...What kind of dirty party has he ended up at?

Re: [2/2--DONE] ---Standing by the candy corn, staring at the buckets of jellybeans.

[mini-melody.livejournal.com]

Considering the candy corn put him in a skeleton costume, he thinks you must be a kid in a costume too, Gamzee. So he's not scared. Sort of. Okay, a little. But your costume looks so scary! Like a demon clown!

Still, there aren't many kids around. He's been kinda lonely. And you look really scared. Maybe he can help. Although he's pretty sure your older than him.

"It's okay, y'know. All this stuff isn't real. It's all just decorations and costumes."

Completely misunderstands.

Myde. XD

[off-the-honk.livejournal.com]

This...calms the flipout slightly.

You stare at eachother for a good thirty seconds before Gamzee blinks.

"

[twinarmaeddons.livejournal.com]

What? No! He's not touching one of Gamzee's pies. Who knows what funky ingredients are in it? No, he's perfectly fine with just watching Gamzee allocate like no tomorrow in his strife specibus.



He already said no! It's not happening! And yet…

One little taste wouldn't hurt would it? Just a taste.



He approaches Gamzee. He hasn't really had much interaction with the troll. He knows that he and Karkat get along well--well, as well as anyone can with Karkat. Personally, he thinks that he's an idiot but that's nothing new. He'll probably think the world of him in tomorrow, who knows?

He has a feeling he's going to regret this latter. Then he notices that Gamzee has stopped moving. In fact, he's not even paying attention to the pies anymore. He's just staring at something. Sollux turns to look at what he's staring at--and blushes a pale yellow. Not to mention those things actually in the bucket.

[alltakingurnose.livejournal.com]

Curious troll is curious when he spots Sollux and Gamzee apparently pretty fixated on something sitting on the table. So of course he comes over to see what's up.

[sirius-mr-black.livejournal.com]

Sirius was having fun popping jelly beans. All these different flavors were interesting. They didn't taste like the normal jelly beans he was used to. He made a face when he tasted one that was particularly bad. He made his way over to the refreshment table. He was getting a cup of punch when he noticed his reflection in the mirror. It wasn't his, though. At least, it didn't look like him although when he touched the glass he could feel no magical components to it. He had changed appearances. A mischievous grin lit up his face.

The face in the mirror was oddly familiar. That large nose and greasy hair--it had to be a relative of that sniveling idiot Severus Snape. The face clearly wasn't used to smiling but Sirius didn't care. He intended to have a lot of fun in this body. He was going to mess with people's heads.

XD Oh jeez...

[off-the-honk.livejournal.com]

You're just...

Eating beans. Out of that bucket.
And changing into someone else.

Forget the miracles on this one, this is just sick.

There's an outraged,"" from behind you.



What the fuck is that?
Nothing happens, obviously, except that Gamzee stands there with his fists raised, looking about as pissed as a thirteen-year-old alien actually can...

Re: XD Oh jeez...

[sirius-mr-black.livejournal.com]

Sirius jumps a little, not expecting the sound. He doesn't see any reason for the kid in the spectacular costume to be upset though. Maybe he knows the person he turned into? Figures a relative of Severus' would piss off a lot of people.

"What's your problem?" He asks in the most snarky voice he can muster. He's glad he at least kept the same voice. He would hate to think what the voice would have sounded like otherwise.

THIS IS A CUE FOR EVERY TROLL EVER TO RUN INTO HIM.

[off-the-honk.livejournal.com]

Gamzee picks up a pie, and slams it into your newly greasy hook-nosed face.

Then he snatches the bucket and runs.

They'll thank him. They'll all thank him later.

[moony-r-j-l.livejournal.com]

Remus certainly doesn't know it's you, Sirius. He walks right by without even sparing you a glance as he looks over the snacks laid out.

[sirius-mr-black.livejournal.com]

Sirius is more than happy to troll Remus. It sounds like an awesome plan. That is, until he opens his mouth and hears his own voice coming out of this body. "Remus!" Damn it, that will make it harder to fool Remus.

He deepens his voice and puts on a stern expression. He noticed he was suddenly wearing Hogwarts Professor robes. He can so prank Remus with this. His voice sounds hoarser, more gravely when he talks again but if Remus is listening closely, he might realize it's Sirius. "Master Lupin! There you are! Playing hooky from school to go party, how very brave of you!"

[moony-r-j-l.livejournal.com]

He stiffens at first, turning around a blinking at Sirius for a moment, trying to work out which teacher has caught him. But... he doesn't recognize this guy. Which makes him a little anxious. How does this guy know his name?

[smallencounters.livejournal.com]

He's having some of the candy corn. He thinks it's delicious. He doesn't seem to mind that he's now in a ridiculous duck suit or that there's a skeleton handing on his shoulder. He just keeps eating the candy corn.

[spazzmuffin104.livejournal.com]

Watanuki is, as usual, having a fit. It could be because eating the candy corn got him stuck in a Little Bo Peep costume. But at the moment he's more concerned by the zombie that keeps following him everywhere.

"No! No! I said go away! LEAVE ME ALONE! WHAT PART OF GO AWAY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!"

[smallencounters.livejournal.com]

Doumeki pauses his pursuit of candy goodness, his Watanuki senses tingling. There! He turns towards the shrill shriek that is unmistakeable. He watches as a zombie chases after Watanuki. He is slightly distracted by his costume, which he thinks is both amusing and oddly suits him.

After a moment, he waddles over to Watanuki and rests his head on his shoulder. "I'll trade you my skeleton for your zombie and some snacks." He wants some handmade Watanuki treats.

[spazzmuffin104.livejournal.com]

What the...? What is with your timing?? Seriously??

"You can keep the skeleton AND have the zombie!" He shouts at the archer, angrilly. "What makes you think I want either of them??"

God Tier John Egbert and bannana cream pie, obviously... XDD

[itsapchooothing.livejournal.com]

This pie is really delicious. It's so good it makes him want to flyyyyyy!

Oh wait. He can fly.



Heck yes!

Meet Allen on Fruit Punch

[isaiditsallen.livejournal.com]

He had a bit too much of the fruit punch. Which, if anyone knows Allen, is basically the same thing as him drinking the tea. Which is why he suddenly is convinced he's Rafiki from the Lion King. He is the perfect person to prank of course.

"Simba? Sim~ba!"

Someone demanded he be allowed to threadjack.

[chronicbackstab.livejournal.com]

Axel definatly knows how Allen gets with the tea. That's how they met, afterall. He has to stop to watch.

"And here I thought our times as Dorothy and whoever-the-fuck you were at the time were special." He teases.

Perfect. He'll be in on this, too, then. Er. Hook this all together soemhow if you want. >_>

[itsapchooothing.livejournal.com]

Oh hey. it's another guy who's got to be pulled into the movie references.

He zooms up on the wind and grabs you around the neck, still singing.

""

Re: Someone demanded he be allowed to threadjack.

[isaiditsallen.livejournal.com]

"Dorothy? Dorothy! I'm Rifiki right now, Dorothy. I can't be your faithful tin man today. We can go on adventures another time." He tells him, smiling brightly.

"Help me find Simba, okay? I need to baptize him."

Meet the man who would be Nicholas Cage

[itsapchooothing.livejournal.com]

John scoops up another pie, and windythings on over, hovering in midair as he paints your face with pie in a movie capacity, singing cheerfully.

""

Oh man, he loves movie references.

One spazzy housewife boy for you~!

[spazzmuffin104.livejournal.com]

Watanuki has yet to notice John as he examines the snacks on the table warily. He had some issues with the candy corn earlier. So he's not so sure about trying some of this other stuff. But maybe he'll take something off the table to Doumeki... Of course, knowing his luck it wouldn't do anything to that moron...

You mean one POTENTIAL PARADOX TWIN for him.

[itsapchooothing.livejournal.com]

More windything as he zooms past you to snatch some candycorn out of a bowl and cap his teeth with them, while putting a few in his hair to mimic the trolls.

He then zooms out from under the tablecloth with this rad disguise, and shouts,""