(Someone just woke up in a new place.)
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thecomplex_ooc[It took everything that Varon had to not freak out so instead, he opens his door and looks down the hall. Left, then right. Nothing out of the ordinary here. One week and two places, nothing really surprises him much anymore.]
Oi! What is this place? Who's in charge!?
[He's not in a bad mood, just...confused? Yeah, that's the better term.]
Oi! What is this place? Who's in charge!?
[He's not in a bad mood, just...confused? Yeah, that's the better term.]
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One trollkid for you. I can ditch the font color/typing quirk if it bugs you. So just let me know.
Date: 2012-01-03 03:21 am (UTC)I'm good with it. :) It adds flavor. ;)
Date: 2012-01-03 03:27 am (UTC)Now this kid...]
Yeah...what is this place?
[Looking around.]
It's a troll thing. We have a bunch of 'em running around now. lol
Date: 2012-01-03 03:33 am (UTC)LMAO!! Oh lord! This is going to be very very interesting.
Date: 2012-01-03 03:36 am (UTC)Well, that's not so bad. Are you a bug?
Never a dull moment.
Date: 2012-01-03 03:41 am (UTC)Nope!! XD
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From:Pffft Yay for culture clash!!
From:You have no idea. XD
From:HA HA HA!! Oh lord....
From:Just as long as he never mentions buckets, he's probably good.
From:Yeahhh, I don't think he'll mention anything like that. XD
From:This is for the best. XD Trust me.
From:Oh I'm sure it is. XD I trust you. :)
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Date: 2012-01-03 03:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-03 03:34 am (UTC)Well, if this means meetin' sheilas like you, I'll be golden.
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Date: 2012-01-03 03:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-03 03:58 am (UTC)[He remembers the last time he called anyone "love". He was slapped and management was called.]
Got a boyfriend?
[Not that it really mattered. It's just...testing. :)]
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Date: 2012-01-03 04:18 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2012-01-03 03:58 am (UTC)[Says the guy sweeping up some broken glass in the hall. He doesn't look up from his task yet. He doesn't want anyone cutting their foot.]
And Allen's the one in charge. But I can help if you want.
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Date: 2012-01-03 03:59 am (UTC)[He has absolutely no memory of how he got here. Grabbing the dust pan.]
I got that.
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Date: 2012-01-03 04:14 am (UTC)You don't have to. I've got it.
Sometimes... I just kinda black out. And then stuff gets broken. It's a mystery.
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Date: 2012-01-03 04:17 am (UTC)[Varon's not really going to take no for an answer but he does listen.]
Maybe you're sleepwalkin'. I had a friend that did that. He didn't mean to. It just kinda happens.
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Date: 2012-01-03 04:43 am (UTC)Or fairies.
I'm Haru, by the way.
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Date: 2012-01-03 04:38 am (UTC)fresh meatnew person.]In Granddaddy's house of course. Did you bring me klondike bars?
Oh geez. XD
Date: 2012-01-03 04:42 am (UTC)[Slowly turns around...his hairs standing on end a visible shiver and a shudder.]
Klondike bars?
[Bad bad memories there... Amelda made him get those when he was on his so called *ahem*...]
Just got here! Who's Grandaddy?
He's harmless, mostly. Just... confused.
Date: 2012-01-03 04:55 am (UTC)[His favorite food ever. he practicaly lives on them... Er. Or he would. If he was alive.]
Don't play games. I'm Granddaddy.
Well, that definitely makes two of them. XD
Date: 2012-01-03 05:02 am (UTC)[Okay, this guy's really creeping him out worse than Dartz ever did.]
Not my Granddaddy!
Good luck convincing him your not related...! XD Everyone tries. No one succeeds.
Date: 2012-01-03 05:16 am (UTC)Your... your...
[Hang on. He'll think of a name.]
Your.... Betty, right? Yes. Betty. I remember.
Good lord!! XD
From:Some even play along with it. XD
From:It looks like he may just have to do that when he realizes what a creepy stalker he is. XD
From:Seems I forgot this tag. Woops. *Gets it now*
From:Hey look. MORE trollkids. No amount of culture clash will prepare you. HONK.
Date: 2012-01-03 04:40 am (UTC)Nothing like sharing a bit of good proper mirthterror with the new arrivals. He has the best of intentions, but Gamzee's taste in joy has always been a little strange, and it's just been getting stranger as he's been going off of his
drugssopor slime pies...]LMAO!! Yep, now we have bike horns. XD
Date: 2012-01-03 04:44 am (UTC)What the hell!?
Bike horns aren't the half of it when you meet an alien preteen who worships clowns. ._.
Date: 2012-01-03 04:53 am (UTC)Turns out your horn-honker is a scrawny, homeless-smelling gray-skinned kid with tall orange-yellow horns growing out of his head. If that wasn't enough, he's got a face covered in clown greasepaint, and a really unsteady, but sharp-toothed happy smile, like a shark on weed.
Actually, about exactly like a shark on weed. He seems weirdly calm and relaxed.
While we're at it, he's also got an incredibly ugly ventriloquist puppet tied around his neck like a scarf.
They say first impressions are everything. This one probably rates for an eleven on the weird shit-o-meter. It seems he can make weird honking sounds with his mouth, too, though they sound kind of asthmatic. Maybe they're laughs.]
LMAO Oh god....XD
Date: 2012-01-03 05:00 am (UTC)[Yep, he's catching on with a grin. He likes this weirdo. It's that twitchy grin that has him slightly on edge but at least this weird troll is weirdly genuine on the weird-shit-o-meter.
Then his eyes look to the dummy. Yep, definitely a tweaking freak...maybe. It's just too soon to tell just yet.]
Plus you'll discover later he has no sense of personal space, etc.
Date: 2012-01-03 05:08 am (UTC)[You never want to get a young capricorn's goat. That would be uncool. He sure hopes you aren't.]
XD Personal space? What's that?
From:He has no idea, but apparently jumping in Tavros' lap and wheeling his wheelchair around is bad.
From:Yeeeah that could be disastrous. XD Better put up all the breakables.
From:Awww, he'd never break his Tavbro like that. Only brain-break. By accident.
From:Pfffft. XD Gamzee's lucky that Varon's not punching him just yet.
From:/Is sent to threadhop.
From:No problem. :)
From:*jumps your threadhop*
From:*Is draaaaged around!
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