thecomplex_ooc | The Sudden!Family Event!

What's this? Those two are sisters? But they don't look anything like each other! And wait--since when were those guys over there father and son?

As usual, the complex is playing pranks on it's inhabitants. This time though, it's going a step further and messing with people's memories! How so? Seems it's decided to make everyone play house. Suddenly characters will find themselves with new relatives--or at least they'll think their related. Age might not even be a factor, if you wanna go extra crazy with this.

Brothers, sisters, parents, grandparents, uncles, aunts, cousins... even spouses and children! Suddenly your character is a part of a big happy family~ Characters affected will believe this is how it's ALWAYS been. Of course, maybe your character isn't affected. In which case they probably think the whole place has gone nuts--which it has, really.

Comment with characters you want involved. If you want, give preferences. What relatives you want or if you just want your character to be an unaffected bystander. For bonus insanity, you can even have one character be convinced their related while their new 'relative' has no idea what their talking about.

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(So anyone is welcome for him. It will be hilarious. And incredibly awkward. Did I mention hilarious?)

Evan's creeeeeping through the complex today, trying to find his husband. He never sticks around for long. It's just not in his nature to be tied down--he has to keep moving.

Heaven only knows why he decided to get married then. But he did. Now he has to deal with so much rage whenever he remembers to wander back and check up on the man.

But really, if Kanda hasn't divorced him yet, he probably doesn't plan to...

"Hey honey~! I'm home~!"

That voice. He's back. He'd recognize that voice anywhere. Why the hell Kanda agreed to marry the man, he has no idea. He storms towards it, glaring at Evan when he finally finds him.

"You! Where the hell have you been this time?"

He crosses his arms in angry annoyance, waiting for his response.

Evan just gives his most charming smile like that will make everything okay.

"Don't get angry. I was just taking a little trip."

Without his husband--which he doesn't seem to care to explain.

"I'm back now. Right?"

He glares at Evan for a minute. Yeah, charming smile isn't working. Well, maybe a little. He's not attacking you, after all. "Back. Like you'll be back for long. Honestly, why the hell did you even ask if you didn't want this relationship?" He snorts, clearly unimpressed with Evan's attitude.

He sighs, though, expression softening. He shakes his head and uncrosses his arms, gesturing for Evan to come closer. Seems he's melting slightly. "I won't ask where you went. It's pointless anyway, you won't tell me a damn thing. Just give me a heads up next time you go wandering. I'm not going to look for you if something happens to you, you know." Which means he was worried about you. How sweet, don't you feel so loved Evan? "But that perfume I'm smelling better not be all over you or I'm going to be pissed."

"Aww, come on. I do want this. It's just not in me to be here all the time."

Which is precicely why marriage was stupid. But details, details...

He's still giving the charming smile as he takes a few steps closer. Yes, there is indeed perfume all over him. Another reason why marriage was a ridiculous idea. He's just not capable of being tied down at all.

"It was just a strip club--I wasn't cheating."

Like that makes this any better.

"Strip club. Not cheating. Uh-huh." He rolls his eyes. Suddenly he shoots forward and grabs him by the shirt, roughly shoving him back until his back is slammed against the wall. He's looking for that wince, some indicator that he at least felt that.

He gets in close, glaring at Evan. "Like you'd know the difference. I'll wipe that scent away soon enough." Seems your husband is a bit possessive and the jealous type. Not that you probably mind, when he's not hurting your back. He presses closer, wrapping his arms around you. "Even if this marriage is a total sham, which it obviously is, at least pretend to care every once in a while." He growls.

There's just a flicker of surprise there in his eyes. He should have seen it coming for sure. But he keeps talking in his typical manner.

"Ah? Your such a bully. I behave--mostly." He somewhat likes making Kanda jealous really. He thinks it's great fun to get him all riled up.

"But I care--really. So don't be so mean, right?"

"Shut up." Kanda snarls, the usual bite not in his voice. He's upset but not particularly angry. He's more worried than anything, hurt and jealous. "You don't care about me at all."

He sighs and nuzzles his neck a little, burying his head in his shoulder. He's not exactly clingy--Kanda doesn't do clingy--but he is semi-affectionate. How long that affection will last is a mystery. "…Leave me alone for so long again and I'll disembowel you." Such a sweet talker, your husband. But there's no truth to his words, he's said such things before. Occasionally he hits you but that's the extent of his lashing out. "I missed you. And don't try to make me say it again."

"Awww. Just as sweet as always. I feel so loved." His tone is still teasing but returns the hug even as he grins stupidly.

"Next time I'll give you a heads up. With soppy sticky notes all over your pillow and something romantic. Like a rose. Sound good?"

You both know he won't say a word. He seems to enjoy making Kanda worry. And probably being punched or snapped at when he comes home too.

Kanda snorts and gives him a small shove. "Do that and I'll seriously hurt you. Just tape a note to the damn door on your way out. How hard is it to write two or three words?" But he knows Evan won't do it. He suspects he likes making him worry.

He gives him another small but rough shove. It's more discomfort than pain that Evan will feel. Kanda growls softly and places a light kiss to Evan neck before suddenly withdrawing. It's almost as if he was waiting for Evan to wrap his arms around him before he pulls away, acting as if he hadn't just been clinging to him and wants nothing to do with him. He gives Evan an annoyed look. "Let's go home. I'm sure you're hungry and want something unhealthy that will make you sick." Like he should talk, he eats with Evan and ends up sick himself.

"Okay. We have a deal. I'll leave a note and you won't disembowel me."

Does Evan ever take you seriously? Probably not.

"A steak? I could really go for a steak."

Because for some reason he sees nothing wrong with devouring something knowing full well he'll just upchuck it right afterwards. It's like he enjoys tormenting himself.

The Sudden!Family Event!

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Good-For-Nothing Husband? XD (He really would be terribly negligent...)

XD Meet Good-For-Nothing Wife! (He would be terribly violent)

Re: XD Meet Good-For-Nothing Wife! (He would be terribly violent)

The Good-For-Nothing Duo~ (this will be absolutely hell when they wake up from this…kismesis?)

Evan will probably be like "Well that was awkward, huh?" while Kanda tries to kill him.

Kanda will be like "Prepare to die." And try to knock him out or, you know, drink his blood… >___>

Just don't accidently turn him, Kanda. The last thing he needs is vamp power...

Luckily, Kanda won't be turning anyone. He can but he doesn't know how to.

Which is why I said 'accident'. lol

pretty sure it has to be deliberate on Kanda's part… But yeah, Evan would make a terrible vampire

Evan & Kanda--Family Event