Tea Party Madness Again~

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[It occured to me that not everyone had a chance to experience the Tea party the first time around, so here it is again~ Have fun, go wild, I know my characters will]

Chocolate tea:
Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

Vanilla tea:
Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

Cherry tea:
For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

Berry tea:
Causes blindness. Cures Decaf tea.

Mint tea:
Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

Lemon tea:
As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality! Tyki acting like Demyx, Demyx acting like Joey-- madness!

Daffodil tea:
Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies. Cures Strawberry tea.

Earl Grey tea:
Gene swap! Makes you a Homo sapien. Completely, utterly, human. Has no effect on humans, unfortunately, other than making them feel like wanting a hug. Makes you feel warm and fuzzy and glad to be alive, though.

Lady Grey tea:
...Sleep, who needs sleep? Speed talking completely ignoring grammar commas and periods completely optional

Rose tea:
Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

Black tea:
SUCH A NICE TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK? EARPLUGS RECOMMENDED.

White tea:
Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

Decaf tea:
Grants X-ray vision. Cures Berry tea.

Oolong tea:
Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

Thyme tea:
Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

Caramel tea:
This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

Milk tea:
The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

Green tea:
Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

Jasmine tea:
The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

Strawberry tea:
Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth. Cures Daffodil tea.

Tchai tea:
Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

English breakfast tea:
WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. Cures Chamomile tea.

Chamomile tea:
Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive. Cures English Breakfast tea.

Darjeeling tea:
Ever seen a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people who drink this tea show you how it's done.

[Don't want tea? There's cake and sodas on another table, though there is something rather strange and suspicious about this selection as well. The icing on the cakes reads "EAT ME" and the soda labels are..."DRINK ME"…?]

Tea Party Madness Again~

[yuu-chan-kanda.livejournal.com]

[It occured to me that not everyone had a chance to experience the Tea party the first time around, so here it is again~ Have fun, go wild, I know my characters will]

Chocolate tea:
Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

Vanilla tea:
Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

Cherry tea:
For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

Berry tea:
Causes blindness. Cures Decaf tea.

Mint tea:
Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

Lemon tea:
As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality! Tyki acting like Demyx, Demyx acting like Joey-- madness!

Daffodil tea:
Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies. Cures Strawberry tea.

Earl Grey tea:
Gene swap! Makes you a Homo sapien. Completely, utterly, human. Has no effect on humans, unfortunately, other than making them feel like wanting a hug. Makes you feel warm and fuzzy and glad to be alive, though.

Lady Grey tea:
...Sleep, who needs sleep? Speed talking completely ignoring grammar commas and periods completely optional

Rose tea:
Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

Black tea:
SUCH A NICE TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK? EARPLUGS RECOMMENDED.

White tea:
Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

Decaf tea:
Grants X-ray vision. Cures Berry tea.

Oolong tea:
Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

Thyme tea:
Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

Caramel tea:
This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

Milk tea:
The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

Green tea:
Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

Jasmine tea:
The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

Strawberry tea:
Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth. Cures Daffodil tea.

Tchai tea:
Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

English breakfast tea:
WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. Cures Chamomile tea.

Chamomile tea:
Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive. Cures English Breakfast tea.

Darjeeling tea:
Ever seen a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people who drink this tea show you how it's done.

[Don't want tea? There's cake and sodas on another table, though there is something rather strange and suspicious about this selection as well. The icing on the cakes reads "EAT ME" and the soda labels are..."DRINK ME"…?]