[Okay, guys. This is Niji Shimizu. Who is...very clearly a dog. Just a dog. He happens to belong to Raikou Shimizu, and Gau Meguro, but since you Honestuckers come from a fandom where trollkids and Jade are raised by animals, I'd like to offer a special deal here:
You can think Niji is your Lusus.
Which...might just make Raikou and Gau your grandparents, which might just lead to ALL KINDS OF SHENANIGANS FOR EVERYONE. Pretty much I'm putting it up as a more humorous lighthearted option.
Should any of you others want to be related non-romantically to a perfectly normal dog owned by ninjas/samurai, for crack purposes, be my guest.]
[SPECIAL CASE--Trolls and other]
and Jadeare raised by animals, I'd like to offer a special deal here:You can think Niji is your Lusus.
Which...might just make Raikou and Gau your grandparents, which might just lead to ALL KINDS OF SHENANIGANS FOR EVERYONE. Pretty much I'm putting it up as a more humorous lighthearted option.
Should any of you others want to be related non-romantically to a perfectly normal dog owned by ninjas/samurai, for crack purposes, be my guest.]