Pfft. Why does he get all the kids? Is it the hair? Kids like playing with sharp objects? Heck if he knows. Ah well. Allen's always a trip to deal with when he's like this. He could use some laughs.

Jeez, flying kid is slippery.

"It's not as easy as you think. You try grabbing the little squirt. And why am I always Dorothy, anyway? I don't have the boobs anymore."